Yeah I mentioned it. Warheads are trash. Little children love them, and what can we learn about little children? They’re dumb. Poisonous Waste — Warheads’ closest rivals — are SO a lot better than Warheads, however nobody appears to purchase them. But Warheads prevail: they’re in every single place. Particularly in Greenback Shops, as a result of they’re low cost trash like Greenback Shops.
Do I sound bitter? As a result of actually, I’m not. I’ve simply been upset by so many Warheads merchandise over time, all the time hoping this one could be the “good” one. So I did it to myself once more, this time with their bitter taffy. Or did I?
This Warheads Bitter Taffy model is a “Tropical” taste, and oddly, in addition they added that it’s orange & pineapple. I believed that’s what the “tropical” conveyed, however I’m getting within the weeds right here. Level is, I picked this one as a result of it had orange. I like orange.
It’s a fairly beefy bar, kinda like a Massive Hunk or Abba Zabba dimension:
It’s not smooth, however it’s considerably pliable:
And holy shit my pals, I…am a bit shocked. I appreciated this. Loads.
Let me get this out of the way in which although, that is about as bitter as a Warhead after two minutes. Perhaps that’s too harsh, as a result of it’s in actual fact tart, which is completely nice with me. I don’t want the whole lot to be Bitter bitter bitter. Most significantly, the Warheads Bitter Taffy Tropical taste, and chew, is a few kinda superior. I used to be anticipating to take one chew, have it’s tremendous mid, after which write one other scathing overview. However I can’t try this! I’d purchase this once more! And albeit, now I need to strive the opposite flavors too.
UPDATE: I attempted the opposite flavors too. Strawberry & Kiwi and…it’s even higher than the orange & pineapple. Barely extra bitter, greater flavors. Excellent. I froze the bar, took it out of the freezer, dropped it on the counter, and poured the shattered contents right into a ramekin to swiftly shove down my throat: I like to recommend this course of!
In case you like chewy taffy, and you’ll deal with one thing solidly tart however not bitter, this may scratch an itch for you. Yow will discover them in every single place, however right here’s a useful hyperlink .
I suppose that is the time the place I apologize to Massive Warheads® for speaking a lot shit, however…not gonna occur. They deserve all of it. However this can be a good begin. Let’s preserve this development going, Warheads.
